RUSSIAN state Funeral

The delicate act of being thrown out of the 6th floor of a hospital window while you are still breathing.

Man...Sergei just had his Russian State Funeral after getting that contract renewed fort his tractor factory in Omsk.

by Murray the K September 6, 2022

Santa’s Funeral

When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.

At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.

by Fasters December 22, 2021

Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017

Funeraling

The act of being at a funeral for too long

I’m so done with funeraling

by Kai S. October 5, 2019

Funeral Homing

The weird enjoyment of looking forward to funeral home visitations.Old people especially men get off on the hugging and flowers.The offender will attend visitations where he doesn't even know the dead. He will lurk like a lone wolf.

Guess we can't go to dinner tonight...myhusband is searching the obituaries for a funeral homing.

by Hootie J November 7, 2021