Facebook funeral

When someonegoes on a rant about how everyone is fake and phony or how they always need a break too. Then threatens to leave Facebook ( or social media ) forever on one of their Facebook statuses to get attention.

"Omg. I swear Breesha stay havin' a Facebook funeral. I wish she would just log off!!"

by SweetSioux1920 June 25, 2017

Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

Jizzking Funeral

When you are ahead by 3 goals in rocket league and then you vote to forfeit

Yo guys we're 3 ahead! We gotta give them a Jizzking Funeral!

by robloxsex22 October 19, 2025

Funeraling

The act of being at a funeral for too long

I’m so done with funeraling

by Kai S. October 5, 2019

Santa’s Funeral

When someone dies on Christmas Eve and their funeral is a Christmas party for relatives and friends to recount and reminisce about the deceased’s selfless contributions and achievements to humanity on this side of eternity.

At Santa’s funeral, the children and grandchildren are secretly contemplating what the old man’s will has allocated for them.

by Fasters December 22, 2021

Funeral

1. a sermon delivered at a funeral.
2. a procession of mourners at a burial.

1. "the community would call him to preach the funeral"
2. "her funeral had to pass"

by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.

I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.

by Hail Steven January 7, 2021