FUCKED UP!

when something utterly wrong is happening to you and your life, usually having to do with another person.
In some bad cases the other person who caused it may not see the wrong in what is occuring.
It is also a state your life can be in.

My gf claimed she loved me and i was her best friend, then cheated on me with another guy. I took her back and we broke up and an hour later she was with the other guy and she still wanted to be my best friend. FUCKED UP!

A robber broke into my house and fell down the stairs and broke his leg. He sued me for $100,000 and won. FUCKED UP!

by liedtokid February 20, 2009

get fucked

to instruct someone to leave or go away

You, mate can go GET FUCKED

by bob May 13, 2005

Ninja fucked

To have sex in an extremly fast, violent, but pleasurable (for both parties) event. The idea of "Fucking like a Ninja" is to get in, out, and off, before you can get caught, be it by parents, angry spouses, or even the police, in some rare occasions.

She got ninja fucked, dude. Right after they both got off, he was gone like a goddamn shadow.

by Andrew Flanagan March 4, 2006

fucked if i know

not caring, not know answer to.

"Hey, dickhead, what the fuck did you do that for?"

"Fucked if I know, get a dog up ya"

by Snowy85 March 9, 2009

fucked

What this country is for the next 4 years.

With George W. Bush as President, the United States is fucked.

by I Voted for Kerry November 3, 2004

I fucked her

When a boy puts his cock in a girls pussy

I fucked her so hard last night

by SEXY BOY120 April 14, 2019

faded, fucked and laughed at

A phrase describing a debilitated person who has essentially ruined their life and relationships, usually via an addiction.

My dad used to lift his beer can high and toast the moment as he chuckled and blithely repeated, “well here I am, faded, fucked and laughed at!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020