frozen twinkie

A frozen twinkie is when you fuck in a sleeping bag in the dead of winter.

Shelia and I went out frozen twinkie lastnight, it was cold but it was worth it!

by DaisyChainsfuckoff March 9, 2019

Frozen Desi

Using an outter pop wrapper, fill it with diarrhea and freeze. Then use your Desi on your husbands swollen anus. Also known as an "Al Sharpton"

My husband squirts, when he has a frozen Desi.

by Structure6 December 6, 2011

Frozen Wendy

A Frozen Wendy has occurred once a man has stuck his genitals testicles deep in a Wendy’s Frosty (of any flavor) and then proceeds to have vaginal sex with a female in order to warm his wiener up.

I love Wendy’s Wednesdays! Every week I take Barbara out for a Baconator and then give her the ol’ Frozen Wendy! What a great evening!

by kozhub July 13, 2022

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo

Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.

by jake December 18, 2004

Frozen Franklin

Taking a poo on a paper plate, putting it in the freezer and using it as a dildo during foreplay.

Hey baby, the Frozen Franklin should be rock-solid in about 20 minutes!

by dmcwill24 January 10, 2011

Frozen turtle

A gay sex term when one man has a limp penis and the other man has a erection and they touch penises

The two men where in the middle of intercourse but one man became turned off so they decided to do a frozen turtle

by Butxh September 20, 2015

Frozen loggy

The act of freezing your shit into a dildo shape until you later use it to fuck yourself or others with until it melts.

James used a frozen loggy on tom to pleasure him anally.

by white1_660 April 27, 2009