Frozen Vincenzo

This is a 2 step process that will require some time
Step 1:
Obtain a pair of control toe pantyhose, new or used isn’t important as long as they are in good condition. Next, put one leg into the other to create a single “sock”. One then dedicates into said “sock” the actual fecal material can be of most any consistency. Avoid over runny diarrhea types. The “sock” is now to be placed in the freezer. Depending on your living arrangements a sealable back may be in order.

Step 2:
When an applicable action warrants it, remove the “sock” and use it as a type of swinging weapon. Traditionally the “sock” is swung until the feces melts and the perpetrator is left with mild bruising and is completely covered in shit stains.

Oh man, did you see that guy?

Yeah, word on the street is he got jumped and they gave him a Frozen Vincenzo.
That’s rough, but could have been worse

by Sonicsniper April 26, 2022

Un Frozen

Puertorican name for Icee

"Quiero un frozen"

"un Icee?"

"obvio"

by Poisonbat October 24, 2022

Frozen Italian

the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.

hey hunny you want to get out the “Frozen Italian” tonight?

by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo

Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.

by jake December 18, 2004

Frozen Franklin

Taking a poo on a paper plate, putting it in the freezer and using it as a dildo during foreplay.

Hey baby, the Frozen Franklin should be rock-solid in about 20 minutes!

by dmcwill24 January 10, 2011

Frozen loggy

The act of freezing your shit into a dildo shape until you later use it to fuck yourself or others with until it melts.

James used a frozen loggy on tom to pleasure him anally.

by white1_660 April 27, 2009

Frozen Fudge

When someone has drank too much at a party and goes outside to vomit but instead passes out. Then you turn them over on their back and shit in their mouth. This turd will eventually become frozen fudge.

" That Bruce guy was an ass all night, so when he passed out, I gave him a Frozen Fudge!"

by Chad Ross January 16, 2008