A fried food item made from sheep balls. Sometimes referred to as Sheep Fries or, partly erroneously, Rocky Mountain Oysters/Mountain Oysters. Popular among farmers who have nothing better to do with piles of testicles from neutered domestic lambs. Featured in the Chevy Chase film "Funny Farm" and in the Discovery Channel television show Dirty Jobs.
How to make:
1. Invert lamb
2. Make small incision in scrot
3. Use front teeth to squeeze balls from scrot (think of squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out or popping a candy from it's wrapper) and subsequently rip them out. Teeth method preferred because it leaves hands free to secure lamb.
4. Wash balls thoroughly
5. Boil until tender (30 to 45 minutes)
6. Roll balls in batter of your choice or roll in egg then bread crumbs
7. Heat about 3/4 inch of vegetable oil to 370 degrees in frying pan
8. Fry until light brown
9. Let cool on a wire rack until ready to consume
How to make:
1. Invert lamb
2. Make small incision in scrot
3. Use front teeth to squeeze balls from scrot (think of squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out or popping a candy from it's wrapper) and subsequently rip them out. Teeth method preferred because it leaves hands free to secure lamb.
4. Wash balls thoroughly
5. Boil until tender (30 to 45 minutes)
6. Roll balls in batter of your choice or roll in egg then bread crumbs
7. Heat about 3/4 inch of vegetable oil to 370 degrees in frying pan
8. Fry until light brown
9. Let cool on a wire rack until ready to consume
Guy: Hey man, you've gotta try these Lamb Fry things I got from my cousin, they're super fire!
Dude: Those are sheep balls, dipshit. I'm not eating those.
Guy: SICK! *guy heaves up lamb fries*
Note: A lamb fry is a rocky mountain oyster but a rocky mountain oyster is not necessarily a lamb fry.
Dude: Those are sheep balls, dipshit. I'm not eating those.
Guy: SICK! *guy heaves up lamb fries*
Note: A lamb fry is a rocky mountain oyster but a rocky mountain oyster is not necessarily a lamb fry.
by ShmeeShmaw April 27, 2010
Get the lamb friesmug. "Ok, here's your burger and your fries - hey there's like 5 free fries at the bottom of the bag. Sweet mate!"
by Stitch G July 5, 2006
Get the free friesmug. by minghi May 21, 2003
Get the perma-friedmug. Having sex on a stovetop. Gas stoves are preferred by extreme risk-takers and those who enjoy the smell of burning flesh.
by StrangerStranger May 14, 2011
Get the fried ricemug. by MF September 5, 2002
Get the perma-friedmug. Stoner 1: Dude, I'm so baked... so baked I'm cooked
Stoner 2: I'm hella stoned!
Stoner 3: I'm beyond cooked man! I'm Deep Fried
Stoner 2: I'm hella stoned!
Stoner 3: I'm beyond cooked man! I'm Deep Fried
by benormous April 28, 2006
Get the deep friedmug. ROFL Fries are a rare food to come by. In order to recieve these delicicies you must go though a strict process.
First, you go to Chicken Fillet (some place in the mall), and walk up to the counter. At that moment, you hear yourself say "I want a chicken sandwich and some..." only to be stopped mid-sentence and proceed to "ROFL" because of a youtube video you watched the previous night because you h
Causing you to mispronounce "waffle" resulting in ordering "rofl fries."
First, you go to Chicken Fillet (some place in the mall), and walk up to the counter. At that moment, you hear yourself say "I want a chicken sandwich and some..." only to be stopped mid-sentence and proceed to "ROFL" because of a youtube video you watched the previous night because you h
Causing you to mispronounce "waffle" resulting in ordering "rofl fries."
*Matt walks up to the counter*
Cashier: What can I get ya?
Matt: Get me a chicken sandwich and some..
Cashier: Looks like you could use some rofl fries!
Matt (still Rofling): Silly black people!
Cashier: What can I get ya?
Matt: Get me a chicken sandwich and some..
Cashier: Looks like you could use some rofl fries!
Matt (still Rofling): Silly black people!
by BWStigerts April 9, 2008
Get the rofl friesmug.