Fake friend

Someone who acts funny around you like they hiding something, someone that talks behind your back, someone that isnt truthful to you, who doesnt care about your feelings, someone who would betray you without you knowing and act like they did nuthing wrong.

That girl a fake friend she went with her best friend boyfriend jus 3 days after they broke and she didn't even tell her.

That boy a fake friend , he was acting weird toward his best friend because he didnt want him to know he was going out with his girlfriend.

by shaquanta June 24, 2010

fake relationship

A fake relationship is when you or your bf\gf is not actually interested in you or you are not interested in them. People do this for many different reasons, the number one being they just like the attention. Or maybe the reason is that you were friends on the before hand and one did not want to hurt the other, but fails by doing this because it hurts ten times more than rejection when the one who brakes up with you feels no pain what so ever while you sit back and wallow in your own heart broken pain. It is by far the worse thing you can do to someone and I do not suggest it. It can and will hurt like hell.

After Gerald dumped me he told me it was a fake relationship, thus murdering my soul.

by 666satanswife666 May 27, 2014

fake it till you make it

faking confidence or happiness until you've reached or attained it; displaying what you want to be until you become it

I'm very uncomfortable in my skin, but act confident around everyone. Gotta fake it till you make it!

by nosam March 4, 2015

fake friend

Someone who only acts as your friend when they require a service from you.

“Gee Kevin, I could really use a ride to Futureshop today” – Politis

by Kevin December 3, 2004

fake

Someone who doesn't be themselves around anyone. They try to hard to be liked and relate to you. You can tell they are fake because it seems like EVERYTHING they do is about trying to be liked.

(picture the people making those faces and things in brackets are thoughts)

Person 1: i am so bad at science i know i failed that test... :(

Fake Person: same here i failed it too! :D (oh wait!) D:

Person 1: mmhmm

*Get the test back*

Person 1: Yup i failed it. -.-

Fake Person: omg I did too! :) (oh crap) :(

*Person 1 looks over at fake person's test when they looked away for a second and it says 80%*

Person 1: mmhmm...

by Definition Expert July 20, 2011

Fakebook

Posting only good things (upgraded photos and cheery texts) that make your life look better than it really is. Half-truths...the good stuff happened, but all negatives are nowhere to be seen.

My husband and I had a huge fight, and are on the verge of splitting up, but you will see cutesy the posed pictures from the party we went to on Saturday. I posted them on Fakebook..

by Littlest Monkey August 25, 2013

fake n' bake

1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.

1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!

by koalaroo February 27, 2008