This chess position:
1. e4 c6 2. e5 d5 3. exd6 Qxd6 4. Nf3 e5 5. d3 c5 6. Be3 b6 7. Qd2 Nc6 8. a3 Bg4 9. Ng5 Be6 10. Nxe6 Qxe6 11. b4 cxb4 12. axb4 Bxb4 13. c3 Ba5 14. d4 Rd8 15. Bb5 Nf6 16. Bxc6+ Qxc6 17. Qc2 Qxg2 18. Rf1 Rc8 19. dxe5 Bxc3+ 20. Nxc3 Nd5 21. Ra3 O-O 22. Qb2 Nxe3 23. e6 Rce8 24. exf7+ Kxf7 25. Qb3+ Kg6 26. fxe3 Qxf1+ 27. Kd2 Qf2+ 28. Kd3 Qxe3+ 29. Kc4 Qc5+ 30. Kd3 Re3+ 31. Kd2 Rf2+ 32. Ne2 Rfxe2+ 33. Kd1 Re1+ 34. Kd2 Qc1# 0-1
1. e4 c6 2. e5 d5 3. exd6 Qxd6 4. Nf3 e5 5. d3 c5 6. Be3 b6 7. Qd2 Nc6 8. a3 Bg4 9. Ng5 Be6 10. Nxe6 Qxe6 11. b4 cxb4 12. axb4 Bxb4 13. c3 Ba5 14. d4 Rd8 15. Bb5 Nf6 16. Bxc6+ Qxc6 17. Qc2 Qxg2 18. Rf1 Rc8 19. dxe5 Bxc3+ 20. Nxc3 Nd5 21. Ra3 O-O 22. Qb2 Nxe3 23. e6 Rce8 24. exf7+ Kxf7 25. Qb3+ Kg6 26. fxe3 Qxf1+ 27. Kd2 Qf2+ 28. Kd3 Qxe3+ 29. Kc4 Qc5+ 30. Kd3 Re3+ 31. Kd2 Rf2+ 32. Ne2 Rfxe2+ 33. Kd1 Re1+ 34. Kd2 Qc1# 0-1
by areu March 26, 2021
"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!
The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
"Foul King’s humor is subtle and dry for the most part, and it occasionally lapses into absurdity to great effect."
by badshogun December 10, 2009
by wanker758233y1491 June 09, 2022
To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
If you're come in from the street
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
With dirty shoes on your feet
That's a technical foul
If you switch the radio
To some modern music show
That's a technical foul
If you don't shut the door
After using the 'frigerator
That's a technical foul
A technical foul
If you touch the thermostat
You'll get hit with a bat
'Cause that's a technical foul
(You will feel my wrath)
If your hair clogs the drain
You'll know the meaning of pain
'Cause that's a technical foul
(I'll show you no mercy)
Oh, this is such bullshit-a (hey)
In this house we say bullspit
Or it's a technical foul
A technical foul
Let me get this straight
You expect me to change my entire lifestyle in one night
Because you guys are a couple of psychotic control freaks?
You got it, bub
Or you can go rot in the gutter, it's up to you, Yankee Doodle
Well, I don't wanna do that
But let me run a few questions by you so I don't screw up accidentally
If I don't spray Lysol after moving a bowel
That's a technical foul
Okay, if I decide to wash my ass with your monogram towel
That's a technical foul (please say hiney)
If I make fun of your crazy feeties
Or give sugar cookies to Miss Diabetes
That's not only a technical foul, but possibly a homicide
Can I sleep past three?
If you do, you'll get a T
Take a whiz in those flowers?
I'll say hit the showers
Use this horn as a bong?
Adios, Tommy Chong
Make some long distance calls?
You'll get a kick in the balls, oops
by Funky Games January 27, 2024