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Get the dirty floss mug.The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.
Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!
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Get the Salad Floss mug.The process of going to the mid-section of your dance buddy and start shaking your head vigorously on their body. If possible, put any lace on their clothes in your mouth while doing the "flossing" dance process. Happy flossing!
Dude, I was Dance Flossing on that chick ALLLL night. Probably got some kinda STD from all that dirty flossing. But totally worth it.
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