finding nemo

a horrendus sexual act

first, you go to a pet store and buy some fish eggs. then, while yo woman is sleepin, slip a few into her lil vaj. wait a month, then stick ur dick inside and see what bites

deb: wtf is moving in my pussy?

tim: yo im finding nemo!

deb: wtf

tim:AHHH FUCK I FOUND NEMO

by deluxe vajatajay October 21, 2009

Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Fandom

An internet gang associated with a movie, television series, book, webcomic, etc...

Superwholock is an awesome fandom.

by emiaj01 September 3, 2014

Well, i'm glad you find this so amusing

A phrase that is never used literally, but rather is always a response to someone's laughing or poking fun at a problem the person has reason to be seriously concerned about. Sometimes this reproach is, itself, used in a half-amused, bantering way.

"The doctor said that I tested negative for cervical cancer, so I won't be at risk of infertility after all."
"Good to hear that it didn't render your reproductive organs totally out of cervix."
"Well, I'm glad you find this so amusing."

by Tochterlieber December 9, 2013

FINAO

FINAO (fin-ay-o) is a registered trademark for FINAO. It stands for Failure Is Not An Option, and resides at finaonation dot com.

A FINAO is a personal statement of success, value, or importance. A FINAO is an individuals definition of success, defined on their own terms!

Examples of Finao statements (Finao's)

1. My wife and I are celebrating our 5th anniversary, while panning our 50th - FINAO!

2. Getting into gear this year. Increasing GPA by 1.5 points, losing 35 pounds, and getting more family time - FINAO!

3. In my third attempt, completing the big marathon - FINAO!

4. Not giving in, Never giving up on my fight against breast cancer - FINAO!

by wagreene007 February 8, 2012

let me find out

Similar to"i can't believe that..or wait till i find out it's true!

yo i seen ur gurl cheating on u!!..what??!!"Let me find out!"

by cedric britt July 18, 2003

Finding Nemo

Another was of saying masturbating

I was finding nemo last night.

by Andrew Nelson October 20, 2007