Crap Fest

A word used to describe a mess of a situation.

John: "Yo Jimmy, the fuck is happening?"
Jimmy: "A fucking crap fest John..."

by Negronegronegronegronegronegro May 11, 2017

sausage fest

a party where males are the overwhelming majority.

Filip's House

Nathan: aye, you hittin' up that party at Filip's?
Tony: Probably not, hardly ever any bitches.. It's always a sausage fest.

by Joe Murphy November 8, 2008

festered-out-city

festerville;

a city of festers;

the crowd at a Guns 'N' Roses concert (which is ironic really, considering the term partly emerged from the corruption of their song lyric 'Paradise City');

when too many ex-'Greenpeace' members (expelled for smelliness and total lack of personal hygiene) congregate in one area (well I just couldn't say all Greenpeace- after all, they did
"t-r-y", not stopped, but "tried" to stop whaling- hey what the hell are my donations for then!);

"Whoa man, let's get the F n G outa here, it's a goddamn regular festerville up n in this!" panics Sad,
"Yeah Saddywah, those R.E.M. lovin' tree huggin' ferals over there are making my olfactory senses internally vomit, nuthin' but festered-out-city ", observes Zack.

by Zack Bathory March 26, 2008

Festersome

The state of festering, the inability to do anything other than vegetate, preferably in one's bed or in front of the TV. The addition of unhealthy foods, post alcohol consumption haze, duvets, and a crazy bed-head are greatly encouraged.

Christ, are you as festersome as me today? I'm blaming the damn jagerbombs.

by Annie Green April 2, 2011

Festering Fiesta

A name given to a rusty old claptrap Ford Fiesta. An alternative to 'Uncle Fester The Fiesta'. The name is a spoof of Uncle Fester (Fester Adams) from the Adams Family who is portrayed to be stupid, old and ugly.

Guy 1: Hey dude, the Fiesta failed it's MOT, guess it's time to scrap the pile of junk
Guy 2: Ohh dude,. I'm gonna miss the festering fiesta

by ScrappingMyFiesta June 15, 2011

Festie

Gilrs who think they are 'besties' after meeting for the first time when they are high:

"Oh my god, you are my soul mate! YOU are my festie!"

by i-m-meana fist March 19, 2017

feitanstitties

swaggy they then 😫🤤

you don’t know feitanstitties? the swaggy they then? cool. *blocks cause yeah* 🙁💔

by feitanstan111 March 12, 2021