Freezer Seat

A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.

Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."

by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010

Febrezeorant

Using a can of Febreze as a deodorant when low or out of spray on deodorant. The smell provided is rather fresh, depending on the scent of Febreze used. Recomended: fresh laundry.

I ran out of Axe so I just used some Febrezeorant.

by Nick209 October 1, 2012

febreezifix

Febreezifix-to spray a deodorizer in the sign of the cross. Used as an extra precaution when trying to eliminate extremely foul odors. Especially aromas emanating from flatulence and bowel movements.

After a dinner of fine bean burritos, I used a febreeziifix of fresh spring air in the bathroom. Hopefully, the febreezifix will clear the bathroom of the eye-burning fumes.

Being our co-worker refuses to bathe, I blessed him with a febreezifix.

by jcustomcue February 28, 2013

freezer walk

The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold

"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"

by Jhenkel1104 January 3, 2015

febreze balls

When a man freshly washes and manicures his junk he has Febreze Balls.

"Yeah I was going to my girls house but if I wanted her to give me a blow job, she said I had to have febreze balls"

by Baydbetch May 29, 2016

freezer pops

Taking a frozen freezer pop or ice pop and putting inside your lady friend while having intercourse.

After Bob put some freezer pops inside his girlfriend, he could feel his penis get freezing cold...

by That guy who loves to love... January 12, 2016

Freezerburned Cookies

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.

Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.

by Grapefruit December 7, 2016