Pinot-faux

1) a toast meaning to lose all our inhibitions on the journey to a state of inebriation
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions

1). Man buys his friends a round at the bar and toasts them: "Pinot-faux"

2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?

by Rolee January 2, 2017

Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.

Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking

by Jcena! June 1, 2016

Pokemon Faux

Someone with their phone out, but isn't playing Pokemon Go.

"Hey! Are you playing Pokemon Go?!"
"No man, Pokemon Faux. I'm just swiping on Tinder."

by itstrew July 14, 2016

Faux-bration

When you have your mobile phone on silent (vibration only) and it feels like it's vibrating. But when you check your phone, there are no message or missed call notifications.

Your mate keeps digging his phone out of his pocket every five minutes complaining that it keeps vibrating. To which you can only reply sounds like faux-bration to me.

by dastardlydal May 24, 2010

Faux-free

Something advertised as "free," bearing no apparent terms and conditions, that later results in an ultimate cost/contract.

She signed up for free third-party text alerts about grocery coupons and later learned that you only get them "faux-free," as she was charged by her mobile phone company a monthly fee fo the coupon alerts.

by MommyMirror July 13, 2012

Faux Hoe

Pronounced “Foh-Hoe.” A person who pretends to be a sleazy hoe, but ACTUALLY has no sex life whatsoever. Could also be spelled “foho” for short.

She acts like she has such a sex life! She is DEFINITELY still a virgin. She is such a faux hoe!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 13, 2019

Faux Tude

Fake or False Attitude

She was acting like we were long lost friends but it was just a Faux Tude.

by Dan _Man November 1, 2008