Faux Hoe

Pronounced “Foh-Hoe.” A person who pretends to be a sleazy hoe, but ACTUALLY has no sex life whatsoever. Could also be spelled “foho” for short.

She acts like she has such a sex life! She is DEFINITELY still a virgin. She is such a faux hoe!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 13, 2019

Faux Tude

Fake or False Attitude

She was acting like we were long lost friends but it was just a Faux Tude.

by Dan _Man November 1, 2008

zak faux

The most perfect person on planet earth with the most amazing smile and the best personality. So funny and so sweet but just needs to realise it. One of those people that has the most handsome face that makes you smile every time you see it.

“I’m in love with Zak Faux!”

by bshsjanjajsnajs October 20, 2020

Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.

Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking

by Jcena! June 1, 2016

Pokemon Faux

Someone with their phone out, but isn't playing Pokemon Go.

"Hey! Are you playing Pokemon Go?!"
"No man, Pokemon Faux. I'm just swiping on Tinder."

by itstrew July 14, 2016

faux friendzone

Temporary friendzone

You're in the faux friendzone so you still have a chance.

by MLPinkie Pie June 6, 2016

faux hawlet

A combination of a faux hawk and a faux mullet.

That kid is rocking a pretty sweet faux hawlet.
I see faux hawlets are becoming a popular hairstyle.

by silentexuberance September 22, 2012