Dakota Fanning

Dakota fanning is a street name commonly used to refer to heroin.

Usually when I have sexual intercourse with my wife, i have to think of Dakota Fanning to get it up. DAMN!

by Jacklyno October 25, 2007

fanfiction

usually trash storys that are out of context and make my braincells hurt and i wanna unsee the fanfiction of reekid

me:*is having a good day*
fanfiction writers: bonjour

by joshdub October 22, 2020

fanling

a greeting

Sir Ynnad said, "Fanling young Sirhc!"

by Sir Ynnad The Great December 2, 2003

Fanning

1. A device to circulate currents of air, especially one with rotating blades.

2. A flat disk on a handle or a folding semicircular device for waving back and forth in order to cool the face.

3. Something in the shape of an open hand-held fan, e.g. the tail of a peacock.

4. Winnowing machine: a machine with a series of revolving blades used to winnow or clean grain.

He's fanning gnats.

by Jafje September 30, 2007

farfing

the nasty case of the smelly, runny, shits that you get after a heavy night of drinking. also known as barfing out your ass.

i was farfing all day today and it smelled disgusting

by melissa wood, tara mooney, matt clark October 26, 2007

fanfiction

When writers steal the work of authors and re-create them as their own, but never comes close to the original. Good writers are nearly impossible to find amongst the millions of horrible piles of trashy writing, and even then, never do what the true author would have done. So ultimately it ends up being a waste of time. Everyone tries to convince themselves that fanfiction is okay, but mostly they're just being selfish pricks with no regards to the authors who have to deal with their horrible renditions contaminating the internet. Fanfiction authors do not realize changing a character's sexual orientation is flat out wrong and is akin to changing a character's race because you thought they'd be a cuter couple if they were both white instead. Even gay activists find the gay-twist to be insulting and idiotic. The only type of legal copyright infringement.

Fanfiction writer: i want to screw up a really good story-line with amazing characters, but I want them to all be gay
Reader: go for it! I'll lose interest once I realize how bad your writing is anyways.

by NotYourMommy April 2, 2016

Fanking

Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.

Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".

by mchristjr1983 February 27, 2017