Faptism

Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut

Jasmine-Where are we going
Jamila-To our children's faptism

by Nigmeela December 14, 2019

Facts

Adjective

1. Correct

2. A truth that cannot be disputed

3. On God

“Thats Facts”

by NewYorkSayings January 31, 2021

dem facts

When someone tells someone off and their sidekick just HAS to ring in and say “and dem facts “ just so they can sound cool.

Yo mamma fatter than a pig!(Sidekick)-“and dem facts!

by SlangKing3200 November 19, 2017

BuzzFeed facts

a fact that has actually not been proven, but has rather been pulled out of the internet's sewers by a bunch of liberals.

Dude, did you know that women are paid 77c for every dollar a man earns?
Bro, I don't buy into BuzzFeed facts!

by onesyphorus August 28, 2018

taco_facts

my friend that eats too much curry curry curry

taco_facts you have failed your curry test

by PstefiGaming1 January 26, 2019

BuzzFeed facts

A false claim based on either pseudoscience and/or fallaciousness typically sourced from BuzzFeed

Person 1: did you know that whites cannot be victims of racism?
Person 2: that's BuzzFeed Facts.

by JustTellingTheTruthHere June 13, 2019

Triple Facts

When something is three times the facts, no cap.

Bro, that chick's got a fatass.

Yo, that's triple facts.

by sir leton March 3, 2022