A website with which people with no lives look up people WITH lives and wish they were them. Often inspires people to shallowly build up their own social lives in order to post as many photos as possible and make other people without lives envy them.
by Jrahien July 14, 2011
Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.
Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.
Facebooker one: I Saw
by Lcrox07 August 12, 2011
A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?
B: What's the first?
A: *troll face*
B: What's the first?
A: *troll face*
by HappyAlexR July 24, 2011
by jeffstick July 10, 2012
by sundowncreeping February 06, 2013
More addictive than marajuana, weed, shrooms, cigarettes, and any other thing you can think of-COMBINED!
by the NINJA Cheesecake December 12, 2010
A social networking site full of immature teenagers posting a new status every 5 minutes about how bad their life is or something else that no one cares about. Ugly girls posting a million pictures everyday that no one likes. and a million fucking old male stalkers that don't leave you alone. also there are so many fake accounts with people desperately trying to get attention by using fake pictures because no one will ever call them good-looking otherwise. if you don't have a facebook, avoid making an account at all costs because it sucks.
by SamDitaranto June 28, 2011