funky kingston

To stick your finger in your own butthole or someone elses butthole then stick it to their nose and/or in their mouth.

Jane was playing dead so I gave her the old Funky Kingston.

by mountainboy January 23, 2007

funky chicken

an adjective describing a person with unusual physical characteristics, or a person with strange behavior.

"You see that guy? What a funky chicken!"

by HopeDee October 16, 2008

funky monkey

Stinky unwashed vagina. With labia so big it reminds the viewer of a Chimpanzee's lips.

"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"

"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"

by Nauj73 February 17, 2014

Funky ferny

If you talk to him he will think your the dad of his child. verb: funky

Ash: Hey you guys hear about a funky ferny

Anna: yeah he tried to take Dna test for this baby he’s forced on me

by Loofypoo October 12, 2020

Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.

Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.

by Legsforgays March 11, 2022

Funky skunky

A nickname for weed/pot

Hey did you smoke some of that funky skunky last night?

by Im high asf rn August 25, 2018

funky chicken

Uncontrollable spasmodic kicking & flailing of the limbs, whilst undergoing serious medical defect/alert (heart attack, seizures etc.)

Harold stumbled to the ground & started doing the funky chicken, before I realized he needed an ambulance.

by ScruffyBarlow May 5, 2016