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bandit flaps

The flaps tailors cut in the back of suit jackets, ostensibly for ventilation, but actually to allow arse bandits easier access. Most modern jackets have either one or two bandit flaps upon them, but traditional, well cut and stylish jackets will have nothing to do with this bizarre practice.
"Look at the bandit flaps on that guy's jacket!"
by Anonymous Cheesemonger January 27, 2006
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six flags

Six flags is an excellent chonga and chongo sight-seeing location. Simply wear comfortable shoes, and you'll be ready to be entertained for several hours. Most commonly observed behaviors include PDA between two obese monsters, 20yrold parents screeching at their growing brood, and white hicks from Nebraska freaking the fuck out.

The rides are a cheap alternative to an abortion and/or neck injury. Afterwards, you may feel inclined to take a bath in hand-sanitizer.
"ayyyy mariaaa como was da ridezz aaa seeeex flaghhs (six flags)?" - angel
"ohhh anhelll looos ridezzz fue muchhoo divertido.. que fun!!"
by disturbed white chick October 31, 2009
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Farsi

Also known as Parsi, or Persian.

The main, and official language in Iran, and Afghanistan. (Persian Farsi, Afghan Farsi.) The Farsi in both countries are stlightly different. But if a true Persian and a true Afghan meet for the first time, they will understand each other. Basically it's like comparing the American English to the British English.

It is one of the oldest languages still in use today.

It is an ancient Indo-European language.
If you want to say "How are you" in Persian Farsi you'd say:

"Ha'al e shomah chetoreh"

If you want to say "How are you" in Afghan Farsi you'd say:

"Afha'al e shomah chetor"
by aguynamedandy October 1, 2005
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flagsturbate

To stimulate or manipulate one's own genitals while thinking patriotic thoughts, esp. with a flag.
Andy grabbed his American flag and proceeded to flagsturbate to a 21 gun salute.
by Thorbjorn November 10, 2008
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filarski

Meaning 1
(v.) to bust a load; to ejaculate; to have intense intercourse/ orgasm with or because of someone

Meaning 2
(n.) the process of freezing a turd in a condom and poceeding to have anal sex with someone with said frozen turd
(v.) I almost filarskied myself when Steve's mom walked by in those tight jeans.

(n.) Shaun got a filarski when he passed out on the couch at the frat-house.
by francis.d April 19, 2010
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Farshat

To be unsuspectingly crushed beyond recognition. Most commonly involves an 18-wheeler.

Being Farshat usually results in seeing one's innards on some type of pavement or asphalt.

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Guy 1: Fuckin hell... that turtle's guts were coming out of its shell. You see that?

Guy 2: Yeah man that was sick. That thing got Farshat!

Guy 1: Well the turtle probably shouldn't have been on the road at 2am huh?

Guy 2: Hahaha........ We're going to hell.
by SomeNagger January 17, 2011
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Party Flaps

Hey girl. Show me them Party Flaps
by zombie eater September 13, 2013
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