fecal delivery

It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.
"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things

about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.
by Eurloch April 27, 2022
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fecal oven

port a pottie on constuction site, oilfield site, or other outdoor venue in the summer
While torquing a cable, I was sweating so bad in there. It was a fecal oven
by oilfieldtrash77 October 15, 2009
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fecal harrasment

Fecal Harrasment: The action of using fecal matter to to get on someone's nerves. This can become extremely annoying to the recipient.
Fecal Harrasment-

John: "Dude i fecally harrassed my sister last night and shit all over her face when she was sleeping last night."

Dave:"Dude! That's hilarious I smeared feces on my sisters pillow last night!"

John "LOL!"
by MDOG1 March 18, 2016
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fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.
His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016
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fecal position

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok
by muffmirkin May 23, 2019
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fecal beef

or, more properly, foecal beef.

n. The fetid substance within the colon that is the result of the digestion, or partial digestion, of a large slab of beef.
"Dude, I ate the biggest fucking steak of my life last night, and now my insides are exploding with fecal beef."

"Honey, what did you have for dinner at that convention last night? The toilet is clogged with foecal beef."
by BenTheGrate November 30, 2009
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Fecal Fondler

One who fondles fecal matter.

(Syn.) Turd Burgler, Shit Stealer, Crap Grabber, Poop Scooper, Loaf Licker.

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Joe: What are you doing in the toilet?
Bob: Playing with crap!
Joe: You Fecal Fondler
by Crazy Eddie April 19, 2005
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