by Fear Panda May 21, 2019
Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.
Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.
by Wangus Maximuz April 23, 2011
by DFuego September 24, 2018
“Have you heard of KSI”
“Yeah I have a fear of him google it “
“Fear of KSI :KSI is a big scary man that could knock you out easily so people have a fear of him”
“Yeah I have a fear of him google it “
“Fear of KSI :KSI is a big scary man that could knock you out easily so people have a fear of him”
by I am not here April 19, 2021
noun
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
\'fir 'bo-nər\
An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ
When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you
Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.
I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!
by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023
The feeling of aprehension that some more unexperienced video gamers get. It when you know there are enemies up ahead, and you are afraid and hesitant to proceed.
by |< /\ /\/ € |› |-| /-\ /\/ January 16, 2005
While having sex doggy style you grab your partners arm and pull it behind her back and break it. When she turns her head in pain to look at you, you bite her face.
by Jay Nunez September 25, 2008