Fashion Mis-statement

When people put together different fashion trends or try to being back a past trend and it just doesn't work out.

I am not sure that headbands were ever really a female fashion hit, but I can tell you that Mia made a huge fashion mis-statement with that one tonight. She looked silly.

by Djsparty July 12, 2010

Fashion Infraction

The bluntest tool in the box that believes that he/she can get away with wearing a brightly-coloured patterned 70s all-in-one jump suit on a ski piste, whilst all around them decent human beings are getting on with their lives. Clearly these clueless spanners have misunderstood the meaning of re-living their pasts and have renounced any hope of future poon-pummelling by insisting on dressing like tits who should otherwise contribute to society by going home and change everything about your simple meaningless existence, including their wardrobe. Stop doing and start thinking, you cretins.

You have certainly found your place in society with a face like that whilst wearing that shit. Have you totally given up on life you fashion infraction?

by Captain Cackpipe September 10, 2011

Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.

John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.

by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012

Fashion Bi

A person who pretends to be, or at least tries to implies being, bisexual in order to get scene cred or otherwise be fashionable.

Maybe Rachel should try to hook up with Kimmie.

Kimmie? Are you kidding me? She isn't really into girls...just a total fashion bi.

by Doug Fo August 19, 2013

Fashion Period

Fashion period is when a person male or female begins to come up with creative, exotic or new ideas and is obsessed with becoming successful with their ideas.

Bob: "Gosh wow Lisa has her period".

Brad: "huh"?

Bob: " Lisa has her fashion period"

Brad: "oh yeah I thought you meant her monthly dude!"

by ClarenceCruz January 8, 2015

fashion racist

A person who is biased to a particular style or kind of clothing.

The police are fashion racist againt kids who wear urban clothing.

by prophet May 7, 2015

fashion-blind

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.

Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind

by Luick July 18, 2016