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by hahahabeb January 4, 2023
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Excuse

To overlook the obvious, to make up a stupid reason for something, happening, to shift blame
usually by Josh Campbell about Mike Vrabel and the Titans
Mike Vrabel only lost because half of the team is hurt which is an excuse
by Allen C B January 8, 2023
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Excuse

Something made up to disguise the fact Mike Vrabel is a horrible coach.
Mike Vrabel has an excuse because half the team was hurt, and I really don’t know how to coach.
by Allen C B January 11, 2023
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Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
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Excuse

What teachers say you use, as an unjustifiable reason for something just because they do not want you to leave the classroom even though yo must release a Fat Shit
Guy: fucking mr. M said I was making an “Excuse” to go take a shit, so I shit on his desk

Guy 2: fuck him honestly.
by TheBestRodent=Ray January 8, 2020
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excuse me

joshua; excuse me what
people around him; ok josh
by Imalitttlegirl May 30, 2020
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Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards
"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head
by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020
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