Excuse

To overlook the obvious, to make up a stupid reason for something, happening, to shift blame
usually by Josh Campbell about Mike Vrabel and the Titans

Mike Vrabel only lost because half of the team is hurt which is an excuse

by Allen C B January 8, 2023

Excuse

logic that leads to doing less work that you know you should be doing for superior moral reasons anyway

Example:
"I dont want to work today because I have neckpain"

Ok, you should probably still do it and fix your neckpain later as best as you can.

What is not a valid excuse? This is where the 'moral' bit comes into play.
Technically the old definition would call this an excuse too:
"I dont want to kill those 15 starving children because I dont like killing".

But a real excuse in my humble opinion is an excuse only when you duck out of doing something that would be the *right* thing to do - something you should be doing for a higher purpose.

by Hali1256 April 2, 2018

a reasonable excuse

a legendary, almost mythical and deeply sought after book of excuses , by the slippery author C.A.Woodhouse.

sorry I'm 4 days late from the stag do darling, but I do have 'a reasonable excuse'.

by brentoss March 10, 2024

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses

Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍

by CanOfToast July 7, 2022

Excuse me

You rude asshole

Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot

by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk?

Good to use when someones just broken into your house or your sibling has just left the entire pacific ocean on the goddamn bathroom floor.

Uhm excuse me what the actual fuk??

by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024