Evan

A guy who "accidentally" fingers girls bum holes

Did he pull an Evan?

by Wotsits69 July 18, 2020

Evan

A man with a large wang

I guess i am evan

by topbanger69 May 8, 2019

evan

A man who you Want to have. Kind, loving, beautiful,and hansome. A person you want to start a family with. Some one you want to be friends with. The one you want to love for the rest of your life.

Evan: a man you want to love and care for.

by The_One_And_ Only_Panda_Lover October 8, 2017

Evan

A real fruitcake. Someone who is really gay but for some reason somewhat popular. He thinks he's cool but is actually a real douche bag.

Bro, did he just slap jacks butt, what an Evan.

by Tybsmith02 February 28, 2017

Evan

Evans are all self-sophisticated little bitches who are super spoiled.

"hey look its Evan."
"oh, I heard he's a self-sophisticated little bitch."

by annonymous999992 November 28, 2018

Evan

A big piece of shit

Wow, I saw an Evan yesterday. He looked like the dump I took this morning.

by Onetruecuck May 9, 2018

Evan

A guy with a tiny cock and seldom useful in anyway. Can't play games because he is always on a shitty laptop which can't run anything.

Mom: Are you going to see Alex today?
Me: No, he's an Evan!

by MAJ696 August 11, 2017