European fling

when you go to Europe, fall in love with a European girl and abandon everything to chase after her

my friend went to to London and had a European fling, I haven’t seen him since

by iddotsabdwich May 10, 2022

European Princess

when you shove your testicles into a girl's vagina and proceed to pee on her

Gave her a European Princess on our first date. Now I don't like her.

by poopietuesday July 27, 2022

European slider

When you shit on someone’s stomach and slide down while they are eating a white castle slider

Hey wanna try a European slider i’ve heard they’re quite exquisite

by 22tedd04 November 26, 2022

European

Some are good, some are bad. The bad ones are sad and hypocritical virgins who slander Americans because their parents don't love them.

Bad european: Hey Americans you do this right?
Also the bad european: Why did my parents leave me?

Good european: We'd be glad to give you a vacation in our country!

by The Clown Says "Palah" January 2, 2023

European exceptionalism

When Europeans talk shit about the United States but turn around and beg us to aid them in their territorial disputes when their trailer park country ruled by corrupt oligarchs is in danger

I'm sick of their European exceptionalism

by Irvinian January 4, 2023

European Demon

A type of CS:GO player. They can be observed various maps such as Nuke, Mirage, Inferno, etc. They are usually found crouched in a corner with a shotgun or an smg. A European Demon speaks broken english, if they're on your team they also have a shitty microphone. Usually the European Demon is of low skill, but somehow they always kill you. A European Demon is usually a European / foreign person playing on NA servers somehow.

There was a European Demon sitting behind the door in squeaky on Nuke.
*gets jumping noscoped by European Demon*

"Fuck this European Demon"

by mookjonk April 6, 2023

european water

Tea from europe or water that someone has pissed in. Both are indistinguishable from one another.

Man, this beer tastes like european water. Someone get me a Dos Equis.

by NotOniCowboy August 5, 2023