eli

eli always has a large erect penis if you don’t trust just find out

dude my penis is getting fuckin huge like my name is eli

by notelihand May 17, 2022

Eli

Fresh goat, cool, dope ya boi is da real MVP especially at basketball and soccer😎🏀⚽️

James:yall seen Eli

Mike:Nah but he's probably playing basketball or soccer tho
James:oooo that boy is fresh

by Freshyboiii😎 December 12, 2020

Eli

Eli is the best guy you will ever meet. He’s funny, sweet, kind, outgoing, and just so amazing. He cares a lot about other people and always wants them to be happy. Eli includes everyone and makes them feel wanted. Doing anything is fun as long as he’s there. He’s also extremely cute btw

Man, that Eli is so perfect

I know, his girlfriend sure is lucky

by John_samstone December 6, 2018

Eli

Synonym to cringe. The kid prides himself in having no friends irl and getting hard when girls just look at him. He sits alone at lunchtime at school and has no athletic ability. The teachers at school are worried about his mental health because he has to bully 5th graders and people on the internet to feel wanted.

That dude Eli is truly the biggest shitter on rust. Sad he wastes his days playing it.

by Chaddy123 July 23, 2020

Elis

Fucking huge. 6 pak. Gets bare girls. Rich. Probably your father

Elis is a fucking unit

by God 69 420 November 30, 2019

eli

Very cool person and likes big boobies

My name is eli and I like boobies.

by bigckcomaster2000000 February 17, 2022

Eli

A hella goofy nigga who probably needs a Plan B from all the Kanye dick riding. Smokes mids and can’t roll for shit. He funny tho

Damn bruh you rolled a straight Eli Blunt smh

by Kelly, J August 9, 2018