Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.
Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.
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Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.
Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.
Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.
Dan: Dude where were you earlier?
Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.
Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.
by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019
Get the Emergency anal evacuation mug.This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.
Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.
There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
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AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E
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