Excuse

A reason that isn't the one being looked for, however truthful it may be.

Don't give me excuses

by et-ATK April 27, 2023

excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear

Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *

by coochie devour April 29, 2023

Excuse

a term that your mom, boss, dad, and anyone superior to you will call any of your logical reasons for not doing something because they are a stupid bitch and can go eat a dick.

mom: did you pick up the dogs shit?

son: sorry mom, i broke my wrist on a lightpost and then fell into 20 thumbtacks that were covered in salt and hand sanitiser

mom: cut it with the fucking excuses!

by ItsKeggii December 8, 2020

Excuse

A shitty reason.

Kush: “it’s not an excuse it’s a shitty reason.”

Nick: “that’s the same thing.”

by RigbyTheGreat July 23, 2021

Pathetic poor excuse for a husband

Johnny Kerrigan

Johnny kerrigan was a pathetic poor excuse for a husband

by Byebyeloserzjkkgdscnji August 22, 2022

Being disabled is not an excuse

For the funny

Being disabled is not an excuse

by breadsauce4 October 30, 2022

inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses

Some not very good excuses.

"Like it says on the board, inescapableisiticdictionaritical excuses means they're not very good excuses."

by ThatRandomPersonYouWalkedPast September 17, 2022