a person who attends many events or parties, many times multiple events on the same day, for the purpose of networking.
Jan has been to one cocktail party, one bar opening and one art gallery opening tonight all to meet new clients. She's such an event hustler.
by aujkb October 29, 2012
Get the event hustlermug. Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.
by dylan May 13, 2005
Get the eventitymug. An event flaag is a process synchronization states in an CSM RTOS Program. It has Three possible states, set, cleared or memed. Pronouncing any of these names will make an entire IT classroom laugh
by wat de eigenlijke neuk October 19, 2019
Get the Event Flaagmug. A Wickwick Event is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the woman's starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Wickwick Event.
by Lappan September 3, 2022
Get the Wickwick Eventmug. While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
Get the Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Eventmug. by Smemes July 14, 2022
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by Mikeydeks November 23, 2021
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