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Election Stimulation

The act of pleasing yourself after mistaking a election “simulation” group video conference call for an election (or erection) stimulation call
To predict the erection results, Ed decided to do a little election stimulation by loob’n his toob’n during a video conference call with his peers.
by Offensive Nibbling October 20, 2020
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Election

A lot of people in this country went out and voted on election day. All that effort they put into what they did is (always) at risk of being turned into bullshit (despite claims about the whole thing being a democratic process), which is why some people don't vote, they have a good reason not to.
What's the point of an election if the people who hold power don't have any regard for what everybody else in the country wants to happen? That's a king, not a president. Why call it anything else? Why deceive people who went out and voted? The founding fathers were slaveowners, not one of the rest of us. Not every Confederate statue that was removed was a slaveowners, the enlisted members of the Confederate military were just regular poor or middle class guys who went into the military to fight someone else's war, they weren't fighting to support slavery, the South was their home. Removing a statue because it was a Confederate is as ignorant as removing a statue because it's a statue of a black guy. Civil rights leaders weren't perfect people either, they were as human as anybody else (and as inhuman as anybody else).
by Solid Mantis November 20, 2020
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Election denier

A candidate who disputes the outcome of an election by claiming voter fraud, despite obvious checks and balances and a lack of any evidence of tampering. Often accompanied by a complete lack of any concession to the idea they are a dick, and the voting public doesn't like them.
That Rex Patrick claimed he lost the Adelaide city mayoral vote due to election fraud. Never picked him for being an election denier like Trump.
by Shaunsterino December 20, 2022
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fair election

when the candidate you voted for wins
Even though Hillary may have cheated, it turned out to be a fair election in 2016
by American_tool November 10, 2016
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large errection

its something you get when i look at another men. its when your 3 inch punisher gets a stiffy. it feels nice but hurts to pee. when u get an errection the best way to ger rid of it is to shove a rusted nail up your uratha.
ya yet lets go boys i just got a large errection
by nigga on a trigga June 7, 2019
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Coronal Mass Ejection

When your ready to to blow your load you pull out and cum on their head.
Last night I was banging this chick and when I was getting ready to bust a nut I pulled out and gave her a coronal mass ejection. It was epic.
by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015
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side door ejection

While hooking up in a parking lot, when the man is ready to cum, he opens the back door and shoots his load all over the pavement.
Hey Kara, i think im about to blow, where should i do this?

Fuck it Dan, side door ejection that shit!
by Global friends August 31, 2018
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