dulcecita

A dulcecita is a woman of kindness, faith, and empathy coupled with the ability to love immensely, all packaged together mini-sized. The amount of sweetness she packs in her pocket size is beyond astounding. Don't be fooled though...she may be on the shorter side; however, she does surprise with some impressive curves on that little petite figure.

Mike talking to his friend about his dulcecita: "Man, my dulcecita Erika is amazing. She is so full of kindness, warmth, faith, and love. And get this...it's fucking all authentic. She has already told me that she loves me, and I know that it's true. I totally fucking love her. "
Friend responding: "man you are so lucky! Do you know how hard it is to find a dulcecita? It's like finding a fucking unicorn bro!"
Mike talking to his friend: "I know, and she is so fucking hot. She kisses like a goddess. It's an added bonus that her more than ample rack is so pronounced!"

by Mike Panama December 14, 2020

Duodecimquinquagintanovemphobia

The fear of the time 12:59 specifically. No other time, just 12:59. (Could be due to it being a strange time)

Brad: What time is it?
Charles: Uh, I think it's 12:59
Brad: OHH GOD!

Charles: What's wrong??
Brad: Sorry, I have Duodecimquinquagintanovemphobia.
Charles: How did you say that?
Brad: Slowly.

by ThatMailboxOutside March 10, 2021

Duncey youth

Someone who isn't smart

Jerod is a duncey youth

by Nakxsi September 5, 2022

fair douce

a way of congratulating a rebutle comment

'I am a wizard.'
'Ahh but i am a vampire.'
'Fair douce.'

by banterwithme March 23, 2010

Curvy Dueces

Making your index and middle finger into a vagina to show when someone is being a pussy and/or vagina about wanting to do something.

Dustin: Tyler said he didn't want to go play football because he didn't want to get hurt

Alex: Wow, what a pussy

Dustin: Yeah he was chuckin' the curvy dueces last night

by donkeypunch_26 December 12, 2011

flibber-duce

any means of furry four legged critter that roams them there woods.

clem: hey sue! look at that there flibber-duce scampering around o'er there.
sue:dang clem dat sure is a big flubber-duce!
clem:guess i should shoot it cuz it seems to be getting a bit frisky with my tractor.
shotgun:BANG
flibber duce: gurgle.
sue: looks like we eatin good tonight!

by noodleman115 January 1, 2012

Soup dueces

Having diarrhea.

Hey man, did Steffen not show up for work?

Nope called in, said he had soup dueces

by *hndakd* June 27, 2017