dumaflache

1.) a word used when you don't know what a thing is.
2.) a random object.
3.) a funny word to call somebody who is being weird.

1.) Mom-"Jeffy, hand me the key."
Jeffy-"Where is the damn key???"
Mom-"Over there, you know, by the dumaflache!"
Jeffy-"What the hell is a dumaflache?!?!?!?"
2.)"I found a dumaflache in the woods. Looks old. Don't quite know what the hell it does..."
3.) (your friend walks into you house, sits down in a chair, leans back, and falls out, tumbling across the room)
"Dude, your such a dumaflache!"

by BigBoi12304 April 20, 2008

trauma dump

Trauma dumping is when someone unveils all of their traumatic experiences to someone else out of pity. Hoping that the other person will feel bad for them.

“Why would you cheat on me?”
“Well growing up I went through *traumatic example* so I’m sorry I’m like this now”
“Plz don’t trauma dump right now this has nothing to do with your past, you cheated on me.”

breh wym🤣

by Buttluv July 9, 2021

childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by jenou April 20, 2007

Dumpah

An attractive girl with a nice ass. Whenever a dumpah is seen it is appropriate to scream "DUMPAH" as loud as you wish followed by a loud "YUP" from a few of your friends if present.

Yo check that dumpah! Yup!
Checkin these dumpahs for days and days and days.

by Jvasc January 26, 2011

Drumpf

A word describing Donald Trump that should only be used ironically.

Person 1: I caNAT BELIEVE DOANALD DRUMPF IS PRESIDENT
Person 2: DONGO GUUUUUMPF
Person 1:DOPEY GLOMPF
The pair then devour themselves, uttering a noise beyond comprehension and create a black hole.

by Samuel Hydeamal March 12, 2018

Dumbfuckistan

The lay term for America since the "re-election" of George W. Bush to the Presidency

We all gotta leave Dumbfuckistan and the last one out turn out the lights!

by Cristi November 28, 2004

Dump of Death

Simply put, the Dump of Death is the ULTIMATE, the LARGEST, and the LAST dump you will ever take. This load can result in heart failure and fissures and tears in the rectum.

So when ya got the runz, don't wait, just release the bitch.

... and being found on the toilet like that is a really sad way to go.

An obese man walks into PF Chang's looking for a good meal. After finishing, he realizes he has to go. In the toilet, he starts to struggle, pounding on the wall around his booth. Moments later, he was found dead with an agonized face. A result of the Dump of Death.

by DudeDewdD00d June 11, 2009