"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"
by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010
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TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends
TrueCrypt encrypted device easily carried in jerking shorts to share porn or watch with friends
It doesn't matter if the drive can be concealed from parents as only you can decrypt the porn drive to use it: TrueCrypt allows for a false exterior container to "show" there's no porn in it, and an interior container with different password for the porn you and your friends will use for your daily seven and better couch jerk.
The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited.
The more guys who bring a porn drive to the sleep over the better. No porn hogs invited.
by encryption key size matters January 27, 2013
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Giving cash to homeless people at the roadside. Best to give bills/coins while traffic is stopped, but more challenging if done on the move. Looks pretty smooth and cool to other drivers if done correctly; usually at slow speed and not holding up traffic. The recipient is demonstrably thankful.
After the light changed, the motorist in front if me was drive-by donating. Handed off a few bills to a homeless person on the median while going about 15 MPH.
by yes juanito yes October 27, 2014
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The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.
The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
Get the Drive Home Alone mug.Normally, a person who seems to be stuck in the past. This person wants to stay in the "good ol' days." This person may also think of himself as appealing to the younger audience. You may spot one once in a while. They usually have a braided pony tail in his gray hair and may wear clothing styles of today. If not, he wears anything that he may consider "hip" or "cool" which may not be true.
My father is a freeze dried hippie! This is so embarrassing! I wish he would just get through the fact that times have changed!
by casmay26 May 10, 2008
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by Dgd32 August 19, 2019
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