douche

1) Any democrat that thinks they really have a chance of winning presidency in this world
2) Complete idiot

Wow, John Kerry is a really big douche...
Yeah... I know...

by dontcareforyou July 23, 2007

douche

Kanye West

I'ma let you finish, but Kanye West is the biggest douche I've ever met

by kebbsterr November 16, 2010

douche-douche music

Utterly uninteresting repetitive music with a strong base-line listened to by people who have an over-inflated sense of themselves. Often listened to by young men in cars.

Do you want to go to that new club?
Nah, all they play is douche-douche music.

by Screw dog September 30, 2008

douch

A prefix for the word bag. Kelly Osbourne uses ot alot.

Shut up you douch-bag!

by Alex July 23, 2003

douche

shortened version of douchebag

yo douche bring me a beer while your up

by hazzi February 4, 2003

douche

A milquetoast, ineffectual idiot. Fuck up.

wipe your friggin' face you douche

by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

douche

A useless human, typically male, entity acting to further the patriarchy, either intentionally or unintentionally.

The guy who messaged me on Tinder turned out to be a douche, imagine that!

by annadoes March 28, 2016