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by nunc dormisti in me veteri no July 27, 2022

Getting Doris'd

When the CEO of the company you are invested in pumps the stock so his best buds holding preferred shares can use you as exit liquidity.

My bro bought some Camber and Viking Energy stock he doesn't know it yet but he's totally getting Doris'd

by The real Mat October 15, 2022

Dumb Doris

A cool guy who is very intelligent

Kim:Have you seen Dumb Doris.
Kim 2:Yes, he is quite traditionally attractive and intelligent.

by anonymous September 11, 2023

dozey Dorris

A driver that doesn’t have any common sense and drives slowly to allow the brain time to catch up

Oh hear we go dozey Dorris is out again

by Bigus joeus November 26, 2023

The Doris Virus

A fatal virus caused by a person named Doris
Symptoms: Inclination to "I am Doris"
Cure: NONE

The people who are infected by The Doris Virus will say " Hi, I'm Doris

by Tw Guy December 18, 2023

Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris refers to the evil witch who took your soul.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Auntie Doris. Auntie Doris who? Auntie Doris the evil witch who took your soul. Auntie Doris who’s been dead for 600 years and can now walk the earth. Auntie Doris who takes the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room with a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at goodwill! Auntie Doris who?

by Johnathan Shithead October 5, 2025