Domesticated metro sexual

A Portuguese guy who wears a black and pink hat.

That pink and black hat really brought out his domesticated metro sexual side.

by Red_beard January 23, 2022

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domesticity

To be overly enamored with all things domestic, i.e. jam making, baking, Martha Stewart, Rachel Ray, and being better than everyone else in your suburban neighborhood.

I do not wish to partake in your domesticity.

by Justin0077 June 18, 2014

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Domestic side eye

when layla says something dumb

layla called me a dog, domestic side eye

by layla hater March 29, 2023

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Domesticated asshole

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

by anonymous January 18, 2023

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domestic insanity

Insanity that usually doesn't manifest itself visibly, and usually is never found. Includes things like stalking, planning (but not enacting) murders, etc.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Blake yesterday?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: He got arrested! They say that he could have snapped at any moment and killed someone! They found lots of creepy things in his house.
Guy 2: Sounds like a case of domestic insanity.
Guy 1: Definitely.

by Gage Tampings September 16, 2012

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