dorito

girls who wear sooo much makeup that there faces go orange(cheesy) and are total sluts who go around saying "cumon den mon, im gonna beat u up mon!!!" then run off crying when you slap them! they think that evryone fancies them, but most people hate them! all they ever talk about is their hair and the "long" lists of boys who fancy them. they think that they are all popular and that everyone should obey them. in short, they are chavy sluts so stay away!!!

they are such fucking doritos

by liv or die September 24, 2005

Dorito

To be cheesy. Someone who is being cheesy at the momment is being Dorito. Dorito came from cheesy a Dorito is cheesy therefore someone acting Dorito is cheezy.

"You that was Dorito as hell cuz"

by Victor Carvajal December 13, 2006

eating someone's doritos

To eat someone's Doritos is to make out with them, preferably directly after they have eaten Doritos. This includes the stinky Dorito breath and orange teeth. It is the equivalent of backwash, but with cheddar cheese tortilla chips. Eating ass may be more tolerable.

Girl 1: Ohmigod there's that guy you think is so hot.
Girl 2: Hnnnng, I'd love to eat his Doritos.
Girl 1: Ew, what does that mean?
Girl 2: Eating someone's Doritos means to make out with them even with their stinky Dorito breath and nasty teeth. I'd make out with him whenever and wherever, even if he had just eaten an entire party size bag of Doritos.

by kiraskywalker July 8, 2016

Dorito effect

The shaking, jerking illusion created by chewing on a crunchy food like corn or tortilla chips while watching an analog (NTSC) television.

That scene with the ferrets and the bounce house was really funny, but I had to back it up and watch it again because I wasn't sure if it was the clip or the Dorito effect.

by Alfetta159 November 7, 2010

Dorito Jizz

The reason why buff ginger men can't have sex, and also why masturbation becomes tasty snack time.

Sorry, Kai, I didn't mean to dorito jizz on your TV, I just got hungry.

by You know damn well who this is March 31, 2012

Donit

"Don't" and "It" mixed together into one word.

It looks a bit grey outside donit?

by Zagxuhn July 20, 2019

doitup

A somewhat half-hearted verbal command used when a person agrees with another person's inclination to perform a task. The phrase is usually said hastily, and can also be stylized by stretching the first or the last vowel, depending on preference.

"Yayuhh, im tryin to get with herrr."
"doitup man."

"I should heat up those nachos."
"Good1 doituuup."

by slazer December 24, 2007