DINKWAD

A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!

Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.

by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023

dickadoo

A term referring to males as penises.

He is a dickadoo, all he wanted from me was sex.

I know dickadoos of all different sizes.

by Tashawna Jenkins April 1, 2008

Dicktwad

A huge DICK

Jorge is such a Dicktwad

by Chachis August 26, 2017

DickWade

The cheese developed around an uncircumcised penis. Calling one a dickwade is worse than a dickhead.

Some dickwade keyed my car.
Dickwades pay extra. (massage)
Dickwades are less likely involved in three-ways.

by rebornraven December 26, 2020

duckwaddle

A fat whore who sings dancing queen.

Mrs. Eaches did the duckwaddle across the stage singing dancing queen

by BSS hotties June 4, 2009

dickwalt

someone who is generally a dick, but with the added word "walt" on the end.

random person 1; yoyoyoy, supp fattarse.
random person 2; your a real dickwalt, you know that.

by FAIRYKINS May 27, 2010

Dickwall

The perfect little "innocent" sexually frustrated girl.

"Bro, your girl is such a Dickwall"

by thepieinthemirrorofyourheart December 10, 2012