dexter daddy

the funniest man on urban dictionary to exist, absolutely LOVES dexters and ABHORS axels.

"Wait! That guy just punched my friend Axel!"
"Oh that guy is a Dexter Daddy!"

by anonymous February 3, 2021

Dexter Wright

He's Dexter, funny, handsome, popular, everything a boy would dream to be. He's perfect, all girls like Dexter, I mean, who wouldn't? He's amazing. Dexter loves them pretty girls with a slim body,and of course a nice ass. He's good with everything, except for school(dare I say especially maths). He can be sweet most of the time, but he's usually a bitch to people — when I say usually I mean 99% of the time — yet still everyone only sees the good part of him.

"Dexter's hilarious"
"Dexter Wright? The handsome one?"
"Yeah, the boy everyone chases after"

by Guess.. February 10, 2025

dexter style

When you lay down a bunch of plastic sheeting and fuck a girl while she’s on her period and then throw the sheeting into the ocean.

It’s that time of the month for my girl and I didn’t want to fuck my couch up so we did it dexter style.

by OnionAnus October 6, 2019

Dexter the cat

Dumpster

"What a dexter the cat"

by XBshcbedhvbch August 14, 2023

lexter dexter

Someone who bullshits or lies about everything he or she says. They will also ditch you and make up an excuse why they weren't there.

Joey: (on the phone): Hey Billy what time are you going to meet me at the bars?

Billy: I should be there after I get back from the game.

:::hangs up:::

Joey (to Penny): He better not be lexter dextering again!

by Yazthee12 November 15, 2007

Dexter, Michigan

A town that smells like poop

I once drove through dexter, Michigan Neils hometown and an overwhelming smell of poop completely engulfed my car.... it was so strong i called Neil, my friend, to complain and he admitted that yeah its like that sometimes... what a hillbilly,

by Achenson August 26, 2023

Dexter

Dexters are the nicest people you'll ever meet. They are very friendly,kind and one of the best fiends you'll ever have. They are incredibly supportive and will be willing to give you their shoulder to cry on if you are in a rut and will always help you! They are super fun and funny and you will always enjoy their company.

Dexters a real one.

by SuperSceneFreakqwq March 30, 2023