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Detroit Triathlon

When you vomit, shit, and ejaculate semen all at the same time
Marcos: Ahhgfluhmmf!!
Adam: Woah! Did you just go through a Detroit Triathlon?
Marcos: Yeah. Now I have to go take a shower to get this mess off of me.
by Marcos Gonzalez January 19, 2009
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Rocky Detroit

The act of shitting in a female's mouth and simultaneously pouring a bag of salted airplane peanuts in the female's mouth.
1. Dave gave Jessica Mcknight a Rocky Detroit, and she still still had the taste of shit and cheap airline peanuts in her mouth a day later.
by Peter Pappis February 24, 2008
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South Detroit

Windsor, Ontario (Sin city of the North)

A city in Southwestern Ontario Canada. Home to Ontario's most hoppin' bar scene and the best collection of drunk sluts this side of river. On weekends, great numbers of Americans flock to Windsor to get shittered and make complete asses of themselves, while the respectable Canadian kids beat their asses and fuck their women.

Windsor is home to what McLean's Magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn't get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.

Recently, Windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad assholes who don't believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region's integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of assholes who vote beyond their means.

Windsor is home to the country's best hockey team (Windsor Spitfires), and also boasts Ceasar's Casino, the country's most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
Born and raised in South Detroit.
by born&raised April 29, 2011
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detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.
My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.
by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016
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detroit dirt

"Hey man this weed is great, try it"

"No way, this shit is detroit dirt."
by Tyreese Reggins September 21, 2014
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Detroit facelift

Putting Preparation H under your eyes to tighten the skin and reduce puffiness (pretty much the same thing it does to your asshole).
Wow! You look like you got high and fucked all night. You can't go to church looking like that. You'd better get a Detroit facelift.
by OldOllie December 3, 2013
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Detroit Microwave

"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"
by SillySausage42 September 4, 2022
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