thot detector

A device/Person used to detect a thot

Kevin:Check our this new Thot Detector App I found, It detects Thots

*Points it at Random Girl*

Thot Detector: THOT DETECTED THOT DETECTED

by The almanac April 13, 2018

Juvenile Detention Facility

Where most niggas spend their academic years

Jamal spent 8 years in the juvenile detention facility.He did his post-grad work at San Quentin.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Detention Whore

Someone who misbehaves in class just so they can get a little individual attention after school, perhaps because they have a crush on a particular teacher, or maybe for other reasons.

You: "There goes Joe again. That's the third time this week that Miss Doubledee has made him stay after school."
Me: "Yeah, he's such a detention whore!"

by DoomShadow September 18, 2010

noob detector

One or more qualities\traits of a person playing a video game that makes them a noob.Clan tags, armor effects/perks, armor/clothing, gamertag/playstation ID, weapons used, teabagging, kd ratio. Most of these pertain to Halo/COD since they are probably the two most played multiplayer series. Some people could have these traits/qualities but not be a noob, but these noob detectors still work on about 80% of people.

here are some noob detectors: clan tags: swag, pro, mlg awsm. armor abilities/perks: armor lock, jetpack, martyrdom, juggernaut. armor/clothing:eva(c), hayabusa. Weapons used: noobtubes, turrets, rockets. teabagging: teabagging itself is for noobs, but almost everyone does it so teabag for no reason=noob teabagging the winning team=super noob. teabagging losing team/assholes on your team that kill you= completely acceptable. kd ratio: If negative=noob if positive=not a noob

by ExplosiveSoap August 17, 2011

Secret Detective

When you are banging a girl, and you have your friend hide in the closet, and while you are banging her up the butt, you pretends that your penis slips out, and then your friend quickly rushes to the scene and starts banging her up the butt. Then you leave the room, and go by a window which she is facing, and then you wave to her or do something noticable, and then she realizes, "Who's banging me?"

Dude, when I was giving my girlfriend a Secret Detective and she found out that it wasn't me at the end, she was like "What the fuck!?!?"!

by Zaroosh Innoutian January 7, 2006

Deather

Somebody who doesn't believe that Osama Bin Laden is really dead, that Barack Obama fabricated the entire thing for publicity or to take everyones mind off his birth certificate. Very similar to a birther, who doesn't believe that Barack Obama was born in this country.

Man A: Fuck, did you see the news? Osama Bin Laden is dead!

Man B: Like hell he is, Obama just tells us that to make us think he's the greatest president.

Man A: Wow, you deather conspiracy theorist.

by Famous Frank May 25, 2011

Obesity Detective

People who study how people got fat. They then analyze other details like if they will continue to get fat, or if they will lose it, or were most of their fat goes.

Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"

Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."

by Obesity Detective March 3, 2008