Designated Coletter

A designated sidekick for someone who's DrunkAF.

Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.

by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022

Designated Safe Shag

A person you shag that you know you won’t fall for because you find something about them slightly detestable.

Brad’s my designated safe shag, he’s cute and nice but he makes no effort I could never fall in love with him.

by ThatBitch123456789 January 24, 2023

Designated mom

Someone who is responsible in a group of people that are going to party.

Bro, Nick is the designated mom, he doesn’t drink and he always checks up on Josh making sure he isn’t taking home a 2.

by Bex_NineLives April 8, 2023

Designated Melviller

Named after the writer Herman Melville who wrote Moby Dick when your homies go to the club this is the guy preselected whose job it is to distract the fattie friends so that you can talk to the hottie

BRIAN: Derek's gonna slay tonight!!
ETHAN: Nah man he's the designated melviller

by shakespur April 14, 2023

Destination Rape

Getting someone to agree to go somewhere with you, and then going to a different destination, threatening to leave them at said destination if they do not provide sexual stimulation

Person 1: "yeah man I said I would take her home and then we went to the beach, she blew me for a ride home hahaha"
Person 2: "Dude that's destination rape"

by Sr. Frederick September 3, 2023

Designated Carryer

The friend who always has a bag on them and inevitably ends up carrying all of the groups shit.

David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

destined for this life

That this life is given to us for only a time to show the world that either we are willing to evolve and adapt for survival and live, or stay stuck in the past and die, or become extinct.

I was destined for this life and it is my destiny to sink or swim, to evolve and thrive in life or be afraid to change and die.

by GodlessQ June 20, 2023