Dembele Dollars

Dembele Dollars is a currency invented by those that associate with Celtic Football Club. Also known as the club that harboured a paedophile. Dembele Dollars are calculated by taking the initial pound value then multiplying it by 50.

An example of Dembele Dollars: Moussa Dembele is worth £35 Million, As is Kieran Tierney worth £25 Million.

by Nikola Katic UDR4 July 9, 2018

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Jean Claude Van Damme

A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.

Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.

I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.

Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?

Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.

Person1: He didn't make any promises.

Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!

by Jaspa J October 1, 2012

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