Ned's Declassified

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

Decland

A very tall, English male. Usually one who has an obsession with football and innuendo.

Whoah! He's as tall as a Decland!

by Akkue August 6, 2007

vagina decliner

A nick name given to a homosexual male

Kyle is a vagina decliner

by lunar shadows January 6, 2005

decleration of independance

1. The document that severs america from britain.

2. A divorce contract.

1. John Hancock signed the decleration.

2 man my wife is a b**** i'm get a decleration of independance

by Nickoles January 15, 2007

DeclineR

a "DeclineR" is an obese, ginger kid who spends all his time playing Halo. You may find many of these on what is called "Xbox Live" but there is only one true "DeclineR" and his "Xbox Live Gamertag" is "DecllineR".

"DeclineR" in other words, is the definition of Obese/Ginger.

Holy Shit Bro, that dude is a true DeclineR!

by Sir BabyMon January 21, 2009

Declare

Declare: short for Declaring my independence. Used as a slang term for smoking Cannabis, due to the fact that the United States Declaration of Independence was drafted on hemp paper. The phrase originated from the International School of Indiana, located in Indianapolis.

Note: declaration can be used as a noun as a slang for cannabis

-Hey, why don't we go over to Stephanie's and declare tonight?
-Great idea.

or

-Do you know somewhere where i may be able to purchase some declaration?

by anonymous 2323 April 19, 2010

Declan

An amazing human who is really athletic and very good in bed.

Declan! You are very good in bed and can play rugby very well!

by amaidner August 6, 2019