doody surprise

When you take a shit and either forgetfully or purposefully don't flush the toilet, and the next person to use the bathroom finds your crap left in the bowl.

Also, when you do flush the bowl but a persistently buoyant turd doesn't go down with the water and floats back up, again to be found by the next person to use the toilet.

"Hey Kelly, thanks for leaving that doody surprise for me in the toilet!"

"Oh sorry, I thought I flushed."

by jibmums February 23, 2017

Doodie Google

Randomly searching the internet while on the toilet

Look it up next time you doodie google

by W1ll r0gers March 4, 2017

DOODIS

A doodis is a ignorant, stubborn butthole if you will. A doodis will get on your ever loving nerves until you shut em up with this slang term.

Friend 1: I hate your face!
X Friend 2: Well your stupid!
X Friend 1: Your a DOODIS!

by doodis December 15, 2019

Doodie

Just poop in its detective uniform.

Hey Detective Shit!Have you seen the Doodie?

by DoodieKing63 February 13, 2020

Doodie Tingles

The feeling or sensation you get before you take a dump.

After eating a particularly spicy bowl of chili, Bob stood up and gave his wife a knowing wink. He was headed to the bathroom. The Doodie Tingles told him it was time to put in work.

by sevenxchamps2000 May 31, 2020

Doody Fingers

Fingers that graze shit when one wipes his or her ass.

Wipe, wipe, graze, graze.....doody fingers.

by 3dPulp November 4, 2012

Doody

Noun meaning good pal or buddy and is a play off of the word dude. Sounds like duty.

"What's up doody?"

by 309Slime August 13, 2023