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darth vodka

a fictional character made up to be a villian that likes to drink vodka and sing karoake. a huge vodka drinker that wakes up late every morning.
The Puff Man did a darth vodka every morning and smelled like lighter fluid.
by The BDZ April 24, 2009
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Darth Vader

When getting head as your partner pulls away you cum up your partners nose instead of in their mouth, creating a nassel rasping sound when they talk like Darth Vader.
I totally Darth Vadered that girl, she was sneezing for hours.
by Kboss156 July 30, 2009
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Darth Gizmo

The coolest dog in the world.

Part Terrier, Part Poodle, Part Sith Lord.

Part Mr Whippy Machine.

Braver than a brave thing when there is a sheet of glass or a fence between him and the enemy. Meek enough to probably inherit a planet when not.

Usually is owned by the coolest people in the world (unless they are around 4' 5" and 9years old)
"ohh look at that dog, isn't he cool!!"
"That IS the Darth Gizmo, he is your father*. Prolly."

(*Technically impossible due to having been de-nadded)
by Ha-Tee September 29, 2010
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Darth Vader

The act of jizzing into a girl's throat while giving you a blow job, or a dude if that's your speed (wink wink), and having them choke. The choking, and struggling to breath sounds much like Darth Vader.
Dude! I jizzed into Charlie Sheen's mouth, and he totally went all Darth Vader.
by proudyellowman April 28, 2011
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Darth Vader

An circumcised penis, called a Darth Vader because of the similar apperance to the famous Darth Vaders Helmet
"Bruh, I just seen your Darth Vader"

"That chick was all over the Darth Vader"
by moist pretzel February 23, 2015
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Darth Rudder

When you use The Force to control someone else's hand and arm movements to jack them off
Dude he totally Darth Rudder'd me during our battle, It was so embarrassing
by ShadowedNexus March 29, 2016
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darth vader condom

A condom with darth vader on it and once slipped into the vagina the male will not be the father
Girl: have you got protection

Boy: I got that darth vader condom

Girl: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
by Daddy_piggy April 30, 2016
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