Purple tap dancer

a tap dancing homosexual male who receives aggressive anal sex in a purple suit

Dude I just walked in on a purple tap dancer and his man shit was traumatizing

by Purple pluggin December 29, 2021

exotic cow dancer

exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.

"Mommy, Mommy! Can we have an exotic cow dancer for my birthday party?"

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023

Dulcie the famous tap dancer

Dulcie is a sweet sweet sexual individual. She likes ponies and lollipops and walking in fields in daylight. She enjoys phone sex but only on wednesdays at 8. She can do magical things with her tongue. She eats eyeballs for lunch, electrical cords for dinner, and never eats breakfast, unless she has a hangover.

some person : hey, you know that dulcie the famous tap dancer?!
you: sure ! she's the cat's meow ! damn.

by tapdancinghoemuncher July 31, 2009

stilt dancer

Stilt walkers that can boogie on down like no other.

God damn shelly look at those stilt dancers rock out with their cocks out.

by atom smasher August 13, 2005

schlong dancer

Chick that likes to do the horizontal bop, the tube snake boogie, lap dance and wieny goggle.

Yo that schlong dancer has got a tight little unit, watch her shake her money maker baby.

by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006

Dancerbate

Masturbating while performing a dance number to your choice of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA, or "My Humps" by the black eyed peas. If performed to any other song you're just a sick pervert.

I dancerbate with a carefully choreographed kick-line routine

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

danvers

a craphole in north eastern mass that is filled with crackwhores, sluts, pregnant teenagers, and a community college where all Danvers little failures of life go to pretend they are doing something with their lives

me: hey mike hows like
jon: (while smoking crack) oh its good *scraches neck* my wife is pregnant again with another little rat face kid
me: you got married?
jon: HELLZ NO NIGGA! i just pimpin ma shit around danvers community college
me: thats sad......

by inrecop15 March 1, 2008