Smirk Curtain

A smirk curtain is slang for a nice mustache. It is a curtain for the smirk.

Hey Dave did you just have a cappuccino? You’ve got some milk froth in your smirk curtain!

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.

Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.

by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018

Curly curtains

When you grow out your pubs so there is a curtain for your Willy.

When my boyfriend popped a chub, the curly curtains opened.

by Blaine Bane August 28, 2017

Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain

Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks

by Schneider’s mum August 7, 2019

Blackout Curtains

n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole

I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.

by Flake B. November 14, 2016

beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

by Jimmy January 12, 2004

Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

by r0d December 28, 2005