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Burp Curtains

The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.
“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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Curly curtains

When you grow out your pubs so there is a curtain for your Willy.
When my boyfriend popped a chub, the curly curtains opened.
by Blaine Bane August 28, 2017
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curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.
Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.
by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018
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Blackout Curtains

n. Vaginal lips that are so large and dark they absorb all surrounding light. Similar to a cosmic black hole
I pulled down Teresa's panties and her blackout curtains consumed all surrounding light.
by Flake B. November 14, 2016
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Poo curtain

When you have diarrhea or soft poo and there isn’t a toilet brush so you hang a long piece of toilet paper from the seat to the water to capture the poo so not to leave skid marks - poo curtain
Jake was at his new girlfriends house and had the runs but realized their was no toilet brush so he hung a poo curtain so to not leave a skid marks
by Schneider’s mum August 7, 2019
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beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
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Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.
Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.
by r0d December 28, 2005
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