camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.

Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.

by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016

rose curtains

A nice looking, neatly packaged vagina an inny. Opposite to beef curtains

“Yeah man she had the best looking rose curtains I’ve ever seen, not gross like fucking beef curtains”

by Cydneypop July 22, 2018

beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef

"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."

by mangos112 January 24, 2020

Bum curtains

The flesh that hangs from an extremely obese persons buttocks.

In order to engage in anal sex with that large lady, one would have to open her bum curtains.

by Gazrocks April 8, 2013

Smirk Curtain

A smirk curtain is slang for a nice mustache. It is a curtain for the smirk.

Hey Dave did you just have a cappuccino? You’ve got some milk froth in your smirk curtain!

by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.

I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?

by Jimmy January 12, 2004

Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.

Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.

by r0d December 28, 2005